BAD TINGS

I believe there's a long list of things that should never happen to a human. Two of them happened to me today. I hope they never happen to you.

1. This morning immediately after taking a shower, I had to number two. This happens to me once every couple of months and can really ruin my day. One minute I'm clean and feeling great, seconds later there's brown stuff flowing from me, I feel dirty, and I may or may not be sliding around on the toilet seat.

2. I just stubbed my toe with a mouth full of water. I seriously almost drowned.

Be careful kids. Have a great weekend.
Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow night at Common People.